Fund_Massager

Fund_Massager | Joined since 2015-09-02

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> 17 years experience in emerging market - equity market. Assume the role of market maker(scammer) for investment bank. As a fund massager my specialization include coddle & cajole FM's portfolio, and work closely with syndicate to rub the counter to aid circulation, provide sensual stimulation.

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2016-07-15 12:49 | Report Abuse

what is going on in this area? flooded with new memebrs?

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2016-07-15 12:48 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_manager, are you ready to rock the sand?

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2015-09-10 00:26 | Report Abuse

senior guy, thank you very much for sincere advise. im not saying you made the comment upon ur losses. I totally agreed with you one should keep away from the warrants game if he/she does not capable to read the big boys' mind. No deny everyone agree on it.

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2015-09-10 00:13 | Report Abuse

retailer and big boys are mutualism. Experienced trader will understand the game rules and to adapt to it. As I said not difficult to attack ahead of them.

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2015-09-09 23:54 | Report Abuse

It is not difficult to catch big boys' action. Several techniques shall be adopted to spot their next step. thanks

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2015-09-09 23:48 | Report Abuse

Do not apply standard key ratio to analyze KLCI warrants no matter Hedge-warrant or Call-Warrant. thanks

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2015-09-09 22:38 | Report Abuse

Yes. Charles request for -0.21% so I need to massage it to that level. Either 0.35% or -0.21% depend on how much massage oil available

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2015-09-09 22:34 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_manager, if you can settle it please go ahead. If not you may pass to me for further massage. I will not reveal whether it's Thai massage or Oil massage.

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2015-09-09 22:30 | Report Abuse

Charles, OK. Upon request will massage it to -0.21% this afternoon. I need to check my massage oil also. If not enough oil then will stop at 0.35%.

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2015-09-09 22:28 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_manager, usually I don't buy share but waiting for your order to massage share. Send me the list I will do massage for you.

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2015-09-09 22:26 | Report Abuse

Charles, today we offer two packages. One is 0.35% and the other one is -0.21%. Which one you want? For your info no more happy hour promotion after 9:30am New York Time.

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2015-09-09 22:21 | Report Abuse

motomoto, hopefully never massage at the wrong place. Watch out not to massage negarakuku.

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2015-09-09 22:20 | Report Abuse

Charles, do you want me to massage and maintain the index at 0.35%?

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2015-09-09 22:17 | Report Abuse

You want me to see a doctor? And you want me to massage the doctor for you? You want me to massage good night as well?

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2015-09-09 22:10 | Report Abuse

So you want me to massage your economy and financial system now? Dislocate or joint pain? Aroma or hot stone massage?

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2015-09-09 22:07 | Report Abuse

Q and Icon8888, want me to massage which counter? What agree?

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2015-09-09 21:53 | Report Abuse

HK holders, do you want me to massage US stock market? Reduce the rise to 0.35% and tomorrow morning futures -0.12%. HK will increase to 0.365 tomorrow.

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2015-09-09 21:28 | Report Abuse

Q, do you want me to massage HG & HK both?

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2015-09-09 21:24 | Report Abuse

Yes my cousin Fund_Manager, I will start to massage HG tomorrow.

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2015-09-04 16:21 | Report Abuse

my cousin Fund_Manager ask me to keep HK

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2015-09-04 16:16 | Report Abuse

CHRISSYCONN, first time visit the forum. Do you trade put and call warrant?

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2015-09-03 16:48 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_manager busy with CK instead of HK today.

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2015-09-03 10:07 | Report Abuse

Superb99, you got our support. RHB exercise VSS I saw the news.

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2015-09-03 09:47 | Report Abuse

kelvinfixx, sharp drop because of US futures turn red?

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2015-09-03 09:33 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_Manager, exactly. I know our cousin sister buy call warrant to hedge put warrant. I don't know why.

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2015-09-03 09:22 | Report Abuse

tan162, Crude Oil higher + USD stronger generate more gain to MYS. The only one negative is rating risk. No surprise Local and Foreign net buyer today.

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2015-09-03 09:09 | Report Abuse

Superb99, day time I seldom come because I provide massage to my clients. Night time business slow so I can come more often.

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2015-09-03 09:09 | Report Abuse

Mycousin Fund_manager, exactly! Manager ask Massager to massage both put and call. both can up and down at the same time. No surprise too.

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2015-09-03 09:02 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_Manager, overall banks rate KLCI index to test 1582/1583 based on yesterday's futures closing.

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2015-09-02 22:36 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_Manager, day time not free. Night time probably but not obviously. I am your follower so I cannot over take your role. Thanks for your kind offer.

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2015-09-02 22:27 | Report Abuse

Vaylens Chong, do you need massage to make it -20%? I can do massage for you.

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2015-09-02 22:25 | Report Abuse

Eric Liong, wise advises. One LIKE for you.

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2015-09-02 22:23 | Report Abuse

My cousin Fund_manager, we work at same building but different unit. You manage the fund while I massage your fund when they are exhausted. We got the green light to use our company logo(avater) at same time. Guess you forgot we submitted at the same date.

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2015-09-02 22:19 | Report Abuse

Charles, until you master contra trading skill and be able to feel the market. If not, you success rate will not score more than 60%. Forget about the scammer's call/put market.

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2015-09-02 22:12 | Report Abuse

Charles, I bet you learn something valuable. Remember! It is just portion of your tuition fees. You have gained pretty much in fact.

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2015-09-02 22:07 | Report Abuse

Jal, tell me your problem. I will massage your fund tomorrow. You decide to go with hot stone or aroma fund.

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2015-09-02 22:06 | Report Abuse

My dear cousin Fund_manager. Told taipingbear need not to apologize but you replied him with apologies accepted. How should I massage my face tonight? You really make my day too.

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2015-09-02 21:59 | Report Abuse

birkincollector, exactly!

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2015-09-02 21:50 | Report Abuse

Kakisaham, kalau klci up tomolo kita sapu Amanah Saham kuat kuat. Kalu dia down kita belasah Amanah Saham kuat kuat juga. Kedua-dua kita untung juga.

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2015-09-02 21:48 | Report Abuse

Charles, buy on dip and average down. You will be the great winner!

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2015-09-02 21:43 | Report Abuse

taipingbear, nobody blame you. My cousin Fund_manager will not take up the leader role. I know you are lazy bear in the Taiping Safari. See me tomorrow. after I massage HK I will massage you.

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2015-09-02 21:39 | Report Abuse

ashtray, if your fund don't work. I will massage your fund tomorrow. Tell me aroma or hot stone fund.

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2015-09-02 21:37 | Report Abuse

kUALA LUMPUR, Sept 2 — Malaysia’s ringgit fell the most in more than a week and bonds dropped as a slump in Brent crude prices clouds the outlook for government finances in the oil-exporting nation. - See more at: http://www.themalaymailonline.com/malaysia/article/oil-price-slump-hits-hard-as-ringgit-bonds-drop#sthash.09fVmGhQ.dpuf

what next?

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2015-09-02 21:34 | Report Abuse

Fund_Manager, if your fund don't work well. Let me massage your fund. I will make sure rubbing or kneading of parts of the call/put warrants especially to aid circulation, relax the panic sell, or provide sensual stimulation.

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2015-09-02 21:29 | Report Abuse

Fund_manager
I'm your follower. Support your statement.

Posted by Fund_Manager > Sep 2, 2015 09:25 PM | Report Abuse

BTW taipingbear, not everyone hantam me here, except a few. If you are not blind you can see people like pang72, seaninis, goody99 etc who thanked me openly for alerting you guys early morning when things not going to the directions we want to.

Nobody is forseeing HK to go south even with huge drop in klci. Not even me. Things do change every fast especially in this high risk put/call warrants. I have done my very best part by alerting forummers to take profits or cut losses in the earliest time possible. Apa lagi u mau? !