Aiyo 4468.......ini macam lu mau ikut wa punya idea liao lor.....mau gulung newspaper lama kasi taruk own DIY tembakau tiruan liao.....flavour lu sendili cali liao lor.....FOC boleh dapat di mana mana aje.......aiyoyo.......mau luit lokok pun susah mau dapat liao wo.....mau bikin sendili punya lokok liao wo.......aiyoyo.......mau cari luit kopi pun ini macam susah....aiyoyo...kesian nya...kita olang mau pigi Tanjung Rambutan tidur free makan free pun susah....sulah full house liao wo......ha ha ha

Aiyo 9146.....Jag is a Karang Guni company.........full of scrap metals......piling up like mountain in the warehouse..........aiyoyo..........since when owner got buy.....owner sell nia nia.....and....... owner convert oni............aiyoyo........Datin long time didnt buy liao wo.........aiyoyo...........ini macam how to justify the buy and sell call leh..........aiyoyo...........erm.......why like that leh........owner want to convert son to mom.........and dun sell son directly in bursa leh........aiyoyo.........owner got problem ha..........can sell 8cts tak mau jual........mau convert free son to mom by paying 10cts... .........aiyoyo............good or bad ha........aiyoyo....open for discussion lah.......aiyoyo..........ha ha ha

Aiyo.....ya lor.......ramai sulah pigi Tanjung Rambutan Xiao Lang Keng iiao........aiyoyo.......ini macam....Tajong Rambutan full house liao.........aiyoyo...... ha ha ha

Aiyo.......today takla bikin show.......pun ada 5 Row penuh liao.......all done at 1l.5cts.....erm....look like ada chance shark want to pay interest to Ah Long liao wo.........aiyoyo........3pm oredy .............critical time is coming soon...............senang diri..........pusing ke kanan atau pusing ke kiri.........will be known soon.....aiyoyo........ha ha ha

Aiyo 4468....mau luit rokok.....aiyo...rokok free punya lu mau tak mau........wa kasi lui idea ......free lokok lu mau .....aiyoyo.......kasi gulung itu newspaper lama......kasi taruk itu rumput kering ke.......daun kering ke......kulit pokok ke.....up to you the flavour you suka lor......ini macam pun boleh DIY lokok buatan sendiri lor........aiyoyo.....ha ha ha

Aiyo rapid........nanti hali wa sulah keluar Polarland.........wa mau re write itu pantun lah......hope can happen lah...........not sleep forever there lah........aiyoyo.......when ha.........wa pun tak tau lah.............mau tanya itu shark bilam balu habis bikin business lah.........aiyoyo.......ha ha ha

Aiyo rapid....wa dulu sulah tampal itu pantun mah....aiyoyo...wa kasi re post again lah........lu baca ......sure mau ketawa lah.......lam tiao tiao lor.........ha ha ha



Feb 13, 2015 06:41 PM | Report Abuse

Aiyo .....wa pun nak pantun sikit leh...


Kaki saham sendiri gali kubur
Mau tidur dua minggu dalam kubur
Mana tau tertidur berbulan bulan dalam kubur
Bangun nanti nampak banyak rumput atas kubur




AyamTua koleksi pantun asiabio

Posted by kakisaham > Feb 13, 2015 05:50 PM | Report Abuse

asiabio oh asiabio
engkau sudah biol
sudah banyak aku labur
semuanya hancur lebur
dah takda apa,tinggal air lior
apa boleh buat sendiri gali kubur


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kawah bocor, kuali bocor
makan nasik dalam kerang penyu
tukang masak pun ikut melebur
manyak masuk hospital dan wad ICU
13/02/2015 18:04

Aiyo rapid.........Asiabio lu cakap sulah die stock.........tapi.......die stock lu pun interested kah........lu pun ingat ham yi can fan sang ha...........aiyoyo..........lu hali hali latang cakap.........Asiabio tak boleh liao..........tapi dalam hati cakap...........aiyoyo...........Asiabio boleh............aiyoyo.........betul kah.........aiyoyo............wa pun tak tau bila mau ham yi fan sang lor.........aiyoyo..........monthly FD punya interest pun sulah mau sampai liao..........mau kasi auto renewal liao kah.......aiyoyo.........put money in the bank..........pun mau dapat interest liao............aiyoyo.........shark still owe me lui + interest leh.........aiyoyo.........bila mau kasi return wa punya lui + interest.ha........wa kasi pinjam 2 weeks nia nia..........aiyo.......overde liao wo......wa olang aka Ah Long mau pigi shark punya office tulis itu 4 letters word liao.........ini macam punya letters............O$P$........O$P$..........O$P$...........else will lock your office with extra pad lock...........aiyoyo.............oh shark.......oh shark.......when is the day you mau return my lui + interest ha.........aiyoyo....... Spring belum latang lagi kah......aiyoyo......Winter days prolong lagi kah..........aiyoyo..........day 19 in Polarland liao..........much colder than day 1............hope can see the light at the end of the tunnel very soon lah........ha ha ha

Aiyo syiok......what's your previous life name......later......Id macam newbie....but dunno previous life apa wo......aiyoyo..........wa syiok syiok kasi cerita wa punya position lor.....aiyoyo........lu mau tau ha.........kasi tau lu your previous life name lor...........wa tenguk mau kasi cerita Cartoon ke ........Clown ke.........atau Hero punya cerita lor...........ini manyak important wo........so far only 2 olang tanya wa ini macam punya quesion wo...........satu di Asiabio National Stadium........lagi satu lu lor.....aiyoyo.......sana wa sulah confessed liao wo.........sini.......aiyoyo........sikit pai seh mau cakap lah..........aiyoyo.........tunggu lu punya anwser baru cerita lah.......aiyoyo...can or not ha..........depends on you lah.........aiyoyo.........ha ha ha

Aiyo Jolin.....Datin sulah ada Datuk liao....also handsome mah....lu mana tau .....aiyo.....somemore Datin more like a family woman mah....aiyoyo....mana mau tenguk itu beckham look alike man leh....lu luan lyan kong ha.....aiyoyo.....lu jales sama Datin ha...aiyoyo.....lu pun boleh pigi cali satu Tan Sri mah...lu ini macam cantik...sure many Datuk ...Tan Sri like mah....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo Dicky.......lu sikalang cakap pun macam olang liao.........wa like you more than last time liao........add point lagi..........aiyoyo.........ha ha ha

Aiyo 4468....oxford harvest punya calculation takla sama wa olang tukang tilik tatak lesen punya calculation....wa olang pakai batu bata kira pnya.....dia olang pakai Supercomputer calculate punya.......aiyoyo......mana ada sama .....aiyoyo...ha ha ha

Aiyo.......Korea Megastar PSY pun takla bagus then our local A-List star Dato Siti Norhaliza.........aiyoyo.........Row 8 pun takla kasi penuh.......aiyoyo.........ini macam ha.......next week kasi bikin lain punya show liao..........aiyoyo.........Mgmt Staff mau ad hoc meeting liao.... ........Post Mortem kenapa ini macam.......Korean Megastar pun tak boleh attract patrons beli ticket........aiyoyo..........mau pigi gunung kinabalu retreat.kasi cali itu answer liao lah..........aiyoyo......Mgmt Staff semua kena pigi 2 days trip to Gunug Kinabalu...kasi refresh sikit........next week kasi bikin new shows.....kasi pecah record....aiyoyo....can or not ha......ha ha ha

Aiyo cashflow.....pu yao zhe me de sang chi leh....wake up ...kena kerja kuat...tak boleh tidur leh....semua staff kena kerja liao wo....lu kasi organise Korea MEGASTAR latang,,...aiyoyo....mau finish show baru zzzzz leh......aiyoyo........jia you........ha ha ha

Aiyo Jcisa........lu hali hali latang.......cakap sama punya......con counter......aiyoyo.......itu con tukang tilik lu takda kasi cakap con tukang tilik........ini macam.........boh gam wo.......aiyoyo....PSY sulah latang ke pentas......mau start party liao.....wow......ha ha ha

Aiyo...Row 5 pun penuh.....kasi hantam lagi...aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo 4468....lu punya timing chun chun wo....PSY punya helicopter sulah turun Asibia National Stadium Landing Pad wo.....ticket selling fast wo....kasi pecah record boh tak ....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

AIyo Jolin....walao.......Datin mau pigi UK retire........aiyoyo...........umur baru berapa only...........mau retire liao.........aiyoyo........why need to retire in UK leh......Datin live in big Mansion in Msia mah..........aiyoyo.........go UK just to kai kai nia nia ........beli pao pao only lah...........aiyoyo.............Datin got big business need to accomplish in Msia mah............aiyoyo..............you cakap sampai Datin mau cabut liao..........aiyoyo.........lu punya info ada chun boh ha........aiyoyo.........kasi cakap cakap ini macam........aiyoyo....lucky wa takla ikut lu punya info lor......aiyoyo........ha ha ha

Aiyo.....see how strong it goes lor.....wa old man liao....aiyoyo.....not so strong oredy....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo.............wa wait at 20.5....then also laugh you die 2x lah.....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo.......Suma sulah jadi ghost town oredy.........what to expect leh.....cartoon pun tak mau latang liao.........tinggal satu clown aje kasi cerita ghost story............aiyoyo..........ini macam susah liao lah............aiyoyo.........pagi sampai sikalang..........baru ada satu kereta singgah sikijab........kasi pump petrol......continue dia punya journey iiao.........tinggal old man 3 -4 olang tinggal aje........semua dah cabut pigi lain punya bandar cali makan liao.........aiyoyo.......wa tenguk ini clown pun mau pindah reban tetap liao lor.......aiyoyo.......takda olang mau dengar ghost story liao lor..........ha ha ha

Aiyo....itu Naga Hijau cakap sama wa....dia takla nampak MEGASTAR PSY latang ke Stadium...dia tak mau lawan itu Naga Merah.....aiyoyo....lu olang kasi pai pai Ti Kong.....kasi itu PSY latang cipat cipat lah....kasi bawa itu helicopter landing kat Asiabio National Stadium punya Landing Pad lah....ini macam Naga Hijau sure mau keluar kasi TKO itu Naga Merah lah....aiyoyo.....bila PSY mau latang.......aiyoyo.....ha ha ha

AIyo...........manyat lalat kena pukul liao lor........Row 1 pun takla penuh........Mgmt decided to relief some non important staff from the Stadium.......aiyoyo.......Medical Leave punya Staff boleh dismiss dan balik rumah rehat........aiyoyo.........other standby punya staff........also can go early lunch ..........and wait for recall baru balik Stadium.........kalau takla recall...........boleh continue makan malam tak payah balik ke Stadium.........aiyoyo............keep skeleton staff cukup oredy........aiyoyo.........siapa mau pigi happy hour.........boleh pigi
kasi tukar uniform to civilian.......aiyoyo........tapi itu Security Guards must stay back in case ada Tukang Tilik mau kasi Promo kat Stadium again......mesti mau halau Tukang Tilik keluar dari Stadium ........aiyoyo..........ticket selling very slow neh.........aiyoyo.......kalau ada recall..........semua staff kena balik ke Stadium..........aiyoyo.......MEGASTAR PSY punya helicopter pun takla nampak lagi ......aiyoyo......ha ha ha

Aiyo 4468.......kaunter ticket punya staff cakap.......manyak sianz wo........takda kerja......mau pukul lalat liao lor......aiyoyo.......bila itu helicopter mau bawa PSY latang....olang tak nampak PSY............tak mau beli ticket wo........oni beratur standby aje........nampak PSY punya helicopter..........baru telus beli ticket wo..........olang sulah pandai wo........nanti.......macam itu Jolin Tsai convert......aiyoyo....lu kasi tukar local artist ini macam lor....nasib baik last minute ada A-List Star latang ....itu Dato Siti Norhaliza baru ada full house......aiyoyo.....ha ha ha

Aiyo.........ini apa sulah jadi......Korea Megastar PSY mau latang......aiyoyo....takda olang mau beli ticket lagi.....aiyoyo.......so far sikit sikit olang aje beli ticket ......aiyoyo......macam olang tau PSY pun belum tentu boleh latang.....nanti kena hijack pigi Stadium lain lagi.......aiyoyo.......ha ha ha

Aiyo......today day 18.....Yi Fatt.....hao yi tou.....huat ah..........Ladies and Gentlemen......latok latok......nenek nenek....datin datin....sekalian.........Hari ini ada party yang akan berlangsung di Stadium National Asiabio............Artist Antarabangsa Megastar PSY Oppa Gangnam Style dari Korea akan latang ke pentas sekejab lagi.......
....pandai pandai lah pergi beli ticket awal awal........
...nanti ticket dah habis jual.........kena lah panjat pokok ......bumbung atau tiang lampu.......aiyoyo............Security Guards will be around to monitor Tukang Tilik yang akan keluar nak tipu olang olang awam di dalam Stadium yang terkenal di Jalan Bursa..........aiyoyo.........Mgmt Staff juga kena kerja full force...........Annual Leave di batalkan ........Staff yang sakit on Medical Leave also kena latang kerja .........tapi on light duty saja..........aiyoyo...........the Hottest Show is going to start soon......cepat cepat pegi beli ticket.......aiyoyo...........20 row x 100k per row is open for sale now.........ha ha ha

Aiyo.....Jolin Tsai ok lah...wa pigi immediately lah.....aiyoyo.....itu jolin......aiyoyo...wa tak mau lah....ha ha ha

Aiyo.......tomolo PSY is coming.....expect a break out......aiyoyo.....boleh tak.....aiyoyo......MEGASTAR is in Asiabio National Stadium......spark here.... spark there.......sure explode lah......ha ha ha

Aiyo ozzie.......lu pun sulah tampal Banner.....ini kali manyak cepat wo......very high productivity wo..........ok lah.......confirmed on lah........tomolo......will present.........KOREAN MEGASTAR Show in Asiabio National Stadium.......PSY Oppa Gangnam Style........wow......sure full house lah....20 row x 100k per row........sure pecah record lah......aiyoyo..,..hope lah can attract many patrons and supporters ......and.......... dun forget to bring along latok latok...nenek nenek ...anak ank.....cucu cucu semua latang beli tickets hor.......aiyoyo........kasi party sama dia.........ha ha ha.

Aiyo cashflow....wa takla follow Korean Popstar wo..... wo......tomolo lu kasi satu organise satu show lah ......Korean POP STAR in Asiabio National Stadium.....aiyoyo....oppa ....I oni know ths nia nia....aiyoyo...ha ha ha

Aiyo......Suma Hero sulah kasi signal mah....Boss also mau test test market mah.....aiyoyo......nanti Boss makan sikit aje......wa olang lapat kopi lui + Hi-5 roti + half boiled eggs lor.....aiyoyo....sikalang cali makan also manyak susah wo....buy high lu cakap conman in the making.......buy low also cakap conman in the making......aiyoyo......kasi delist lagi bagus lor.......aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo.....Capt Looiks the Suma Hero is out with a buy call at near 20cts.....aiyoyo......must record it down lor.......Boss sulah given instruction to buy for hopping purposes......aiyoyo....good for Kopi lui plus Hi-Five roti bakar with half boiled eggs.......aiyoyo......by call signal sulah keluar.......see next few days can get the kopi lui + Hi-Five roti bakar and eggs or not........aiyoyo......hope the foodstuff takda naik harga.....sikalang punya harga semua ikut itu kedai mamak punya kopi as a reference.....inflasi pun sama juga....harga kopi naik ...inflasi pun naik......aiyoyo......must get ready to get the free kopi lui......aiyoyo....harga kopi mau naik nanti ...kopi lui tak cukup beli lor....aiyoyo......ha ha ha

Aaiyo cashflow......wa pagi pagi sulah request Hang Tuah vs Hang Jebat punya banner......mana tau banner maker takda bikin banner kasi tampal leh........wa later request satu kali lagi lah.....tapi ini hali sulah lewat liao lah...........mungkin besok baru ada tampal lah.....aiyoyo.......besok mau apa show punya Title pun belum fikir lagi......tenguk malam nanti boleh fikir satu best Title boh lor......aiyoyo........lu pun kasi fikir satu lah....wa run out of idea liao lah.........mental block oredy.....aiyoyo.....ha ha ha

Aiyo....support resistance expert pun tau itu bollywood privasia sulah overboght @24cts......aiyoyo...itu conman tukang tilik lagi kasi promo asking wa beli....aiyoyo....really bth...bawa wa masuk longkang aje....aiyoyo....wa sob sob 4 hali pun tak boleh recover lor....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

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Aiyo 4468......itu pasal lor.....Historical show...olang tak mau tenguk liao.....itu apa Hang Tuah vs Hang Jebat.....row 6 pun takla penuh....aiyoyo....macam ada tsunami latang ke bursa leh......Stadium National Asiabio ada sikit banjir....air masuk gelanggang....aiyo...ini macam both Hang mana boleh lawan........aiyoyo....kena postpone show lagi.....aiyoyo........ha ha ha

AIyo.........ini support become resistance.......itu resistance become support.......aiyoyo....ini macam pun boleh naik lagi also mah.....aiyoyo.......which one is true and which is false......aiyoyo......wa pun pening kepala lah......only way is to toss a coin to decide liao........aiyoyo........mau kepala ke mau bunga......aiyoyo......kasi toss coin satu kali....5pm see result ada kena betul boh.....aiyoyo........ha ha ha

Aiyo........itu Dicky tampal punya advertisement banner......aiyoyo.......ini macam mana ada kangtao liao..........oil overflow in the storage tank........aiyoyo........susah liao lah mau limit up today.......OnG Taiko also kena sell down 22cts now..........aiyoyo.........kena tunggu liao lah.........Suma Boleh.......Tan Sri boleh......aiyoyo.......PDZ pun macam tak boleh liao........aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo.....Hang jebat dah masuk gelanggang......Hang Jebat punya supporters dah masuk Stadium............jeritan Hang Jebat sangat kuat sikalang.......aiyoyo......Hang Tuah punya supporter belum lagi masuk stadium.........aiyoyo......mana itu ozzie.......kasi tampal advertisement banner leh........Hang Tuah punya banner kasi tampal sini leh........aiyoyo....supporters tak tau ada show leh....aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo......day 17 in Polarland ......today show..........Hang Tuah vs Hang Jebat Historical Show.........aiyoyo..........ticket macam tak laku leh.........ini macam mau kena Mgtm marah liao lah.......aiyoyo......ha ha ha

Aiyo.6868.......wa mana ada pijak lu punya ekor....aiyo....wa punya last posting ada puji Dicky wo........lu thinking too much iiao lah.........aiyoyo.....cool down man....jangan naik angin too fast last.......aiyoyo.........simmer down.......ok........aiyoyo........agree to disgree is pointing to Dicky lah.......aiyoyo........not you lah......relly tak faham lor........cos you dunno know last time we fight until the whole forum ppl also know lor........aiyoyo.....that why lor.....now puji sama dia lor....cos dia bottom fishing expert mah......aiyoyo.....always thinking the whole posting pointing at you again........ha ha ha

Aiyo Dicky....next time put it like this lah.....Oil price may be move to the range of USD20 to USD60........ini macam tulis sure takla kena missile lah........aiyoyo......bottom fishing expert say punya.......aiyoyo....now cartoon also can become friend liao wo.....agree to disagree pun boleh accept juga lah........ha ha ha

Aiyo.......want limit up.........bukan tak boleh.....boleh.......itu semua supporter kasi balik sini ......then ha.........kasi hantam SUMA kaw kaw today.......then ha.......shark see oredy ha.......saliva dripping liao........tenguk many ikan billis in the pond..........then ha............kasi goreng SUMA punya price up to limit lor..........then ha........ vol hit 500mil - 900mil.......walao......then ha ........all the cartoons....heroes....tukang tilik ........clowns will be in SUMA forum again ........aiyoyo.......walao........SUMA forum become the hottest again in I3........yahooooooo.......yabadooooooo...........I want to see it leh........no earn also never mind............shiokkkkkkk sulah cukup lah........aiyoyo....can or not ha..........ha ha ha

Aiyo Dicky......good lor..........you are back....so when Datin will be here again.....let me know earlier ok......aiyoyo........ha ha ha

Aiyo...wa bukan takla tenguk share market lah...wa takla baca baca manyak manyak mah.....dulu betul lah....tapi sikalang ha...supporters pun sulah kurang liao lah...itu harga ha...naik sikit...olang sulah kasi contra liao lah.....olang tak mau ambil saham mah.....lu olang pun sulah cakap.....takda confident sama Suma liao mah...aiyoyo...ini macam mana mau naik manyak manyak ....aiyoyo.....itu gas ha....suma kasi jual lah kasi tan sri lah...dia mau kasi siapa pun sama juga lah....suma tetap ada profit lah...itu cobtract pun sulah tulis black n white...berapa harga mau dapat.....tapi ha.....sikalang ha...suma hanya jadi tan sri punya kuli aje lah...itu kuli punya contract sulah tulis mah...mau apa itu 3tahun mah....aiyoyo....wa pun tak tau itu contract cakap apa lah....lu sendiri baca baca lah....aiyoyo...lu kira lor...bila gas punya lui baru masuk kocek suma....tomolo kah.....aiyoyo....Suma boleh......Tan Sri boleh..oops...PDZ boleh juga.....hope so lah...tomolo limit up...kasi UMA letter lagi bagus lah....aiyoyo....ini macam cakap can or not ha......ha ha ha

Aiyo .....hang jebat sulah latang...... Like that must invite Hang Tuah latang juga lor....hang kasturi hang lekir dan hang lekiu pun mau latang Asiabio National Stadium........got new activity liao......aiyoyo........wa mau promote tomolo live show in Asiabio National Stadium.....tomolo the Emperor of Majapahit Empire Kakisaham will be the referee of the pertempuran between Hang Tuah and Hang Jebat..........aiyoyo......will history repeat itself in Asiabio National Stadium.....where Hang Tuah win the fight......aiyoyo.....cepat cepat pigi beli ticket lor.....ini macam tomolo tickets sure sold out again lor....... ha ha ha

Aiyo...bila mau jalan....lu tanya Yang Berhormat Datin bila mau latang Polarland visit lu lor...itu hali baru boleh jalan lor...aiyoyo....tak jalan lagi.....aiyoyo......kena tunggu lor......ha ha ha

Aiyo......Asiabio boleh....Naga hijau boleh......aiyoyo....ha ha ha

Aiyo....pdz kangtao got link to suma meh....aiyo...only link to tshs n potato nia....aiyo...hope can affect sikit lah.......PDZ boleh......Suma boleh....Tan Sri boleh.......ha ha ha

Aiyo.....kesian juga tenguk ozzie......hali hali takda kira cuaca punya.. ...pagi kasi salam....petang kasi salam lagi.....aiyoyo....tapi takda olang kasi balik salam........aiyoyo.....Suma Boleh....Tan Sri boleh.......kasi sikit kesian olang jaga reban leh......aiyoyo......bila mau jalan ......aiyoyo.......ha ha ha