Somewhere in a dim sum restaurant in PJ, 2 years ago -
Tashin boss: Ku Hon sifu, can you give me some advice? Tashin boss: I am contemplating the idea of getting my company listed to fund its growth. Tashin: Do you think it is a good idea? Ku Hon Sifu?
Ku Hon: Sure! but 1st you must pay for today's breakfast including my loh mai kai takeaway.
Tashin boss: No problem sifu. I will gladly pay (inside thinking, ka ni neh this kiamsiap bastard, I kena pay again).
Ku Hon: Imagine yr minority shareholders as cash cows to be milked at least 4 rounds from IPO listing day until the day they beh tahan & sell. Ku Hon: (1) Get yr shares valued sky high then massacre them on the 1st day of listing. Ku Hon: (2) Those stubborn souls that had still kept/averaged down + new water fish, get someone to push down the share price further by another 20% & whack these poor bastards for the 2nd time. Ku Hon: (3) Then let the stock coma & wear those poor suckers thin by not declaring any dividends but giving yourself fat director fees/salaries year after year without fail. Ku Hon: Finally send yr remaining minority shareholders for a holiday in Rotterdam by buying back their shares when its price reach rock bottom & take the company private cheap. Ku Hon: Get it boy? Now please check whether parking at this restaurant is free or parking ticket can be stamped or not?
Tashin boss: Thank you Ku Hon sifu (inside thinking, planning for today)
Ku Hon made a phone call to Tashin boss today at 12.30pm
Ku Hon: Hi my throw tahi. Congratulations & good job on yr company's listing day & today's performance, you really massacre yr IPO investors kow kow. Monday hit those suckers again hard with another KO punch.
Tashin Boss: Thank you, my shit poo for yr kind words. You are not doing too bad either with 2 consecutive new lows today at RM 0.385 & 0.38. Yr company's PTD drop is 32.14% & my company's PTD drop is only 27.59% still long way to go. Anyway thank you again for yr advice.
Ku Hon: Your are welcomed my throw tahi but don't just talk go ask yr driver to tapao bah kut teh & send over to my office today. Also don't forget to add low chee kiok. Bye.
Tashin: Bye (muttering to himself: what a bloody kiam siap cbk my shit poo is, want to get him to belanja me is like squeezing water out of stone).
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