WAT THE FAK !
WTF ! Current Portfolio - 4 Jul 2015
WTF Current portfolio 4 Jul 2015
After selling off all my EFORCE shares yesterday, i end up with these.
51% CASH
49% Valuable Stocks
.....1. Perak Corp
.....2. MNRB
.....3. PM Corp
Some people may get angry because i sold off my EFORCE and come out with their grandfather stories about after buy cannot sell. I say GO FAK your grandfarther lar.
Some people may get angry because i hold 51% cash ... i say .... hmmmmm ... i better dun say anything.
Okay ... let's get down to serious and more important record on my portfolio.
My Year-to-date (YTD) of my portfolio up 4 Jul 2015 is ......... jeng jeng jeng ...... he he he .... u wouldn't believe me. It so damn GOOOOOOOOOOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .... dun jealous hor .... i mean .... please dun be jealous hor. After spending so much time on running, yoga-ing, stretching, 4 wheel driving, Mt. kinabalu-ing, half marathoning, holidaying the whole year .... my portfolion manage to give YTD of 0.3% .... i repeat 0.3 fakking percent !!! Not 30% not 3% but zero point 3 BIG FAKKING PERCENT !! CIPET LU OLANG LAR !!
Hahahahaah ... not shame-shame to admit one. For one thing i will not lie and cheat u and particular my ownself lor. But my return is actually still quite IMPRESSIVE ...... comparing to the other fellow (real life) who LOSS hundreds of thousands. This fellow are very obsessed with other people knee caps. Refuse to accept different people religions or culture other than his own talibanisme. SERVE U FAKKING RIGHT. He believe he will go to hell if i wear shorts to hospital, or any other goverment department.
Come back to my portfolio return. Zero point three percent YTD. This is how a very successful value investor portfolio return should look like. Dun try to claim u are a value investor if u gain less than mine hor. HAHAHAHAHAH. If u earn more than mine, than i will ask u same question like before .... u sulah kaya ke belum ? Belum ? Aik ! Pelik sungguh.
HAHAHAHAH ... .adoi ..... okay okay .... dun be ANGRY. Dun be angry. I am just stating fact. I am now holding 51% CASH, because i am still worry .... and still worry is a very understatement. China funds is coming down, Europe is coming down. US will be following suit. Oil price and palm oil ... as i have explain since last year october, is true as predicted. Other commodities price are depressed. Whole world economies in jeorpardy. On local front, we have 1mdb scandal, felda scandal and mara scandals. And worst is the dress code scandals.
Boh chow ccccc Banners is still flying high. Keep cash. At least 50% cash. If stock go up, u untung because u got 50% in stock mar. If stock crash, u will be very very lucky for keeping 50% cash. At least that is how i as the most panlai think.
Wish u all the BEST and have a happy weekend.
Yours sincerely,
leno
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Wahaha! Once I also got Mnrb. Will it crash to Rm1.00?
I waiting. I love market crash. I really do.
Whopee!
Don't forget to spend the evening with www.chick.com
2015-07-05 18:50
tomolo ... BIG BAD NEWS coming soon lor ... ppl will get stunned and dunno wat to do .... then the day after tomolo and the day after tomolo tomolo ... ppl will start wake up and understand the who situation. But thanks to leno the most panlai ... all i3 comrades will know wat to do tomolo ... BOH CHOOOOOOOW CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!
2015-07-05 19:22
0.3 % gain ytd = most panlai..aiyo even auntie selling sayur do better lah.
2015-07-05 19:38
we all better get a good night rest tonight .. no watching tv, astro or internet .... tomolo is i3 members cabut lari day ... Tuesday is other people cabut day. Remember ... DO NOT SPREAD THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO OTHER FORUM. We must take care each other first. GOOD NIGHT.
2015-07-05 19:50
This little kitty behaved like a Big Bad Wolf now going to bed?
Expect to sell in panic?
Silly behavior indeed.
Listen to Warren Buffet, "We are to be fearful when others are greedily buying and to be greedy when others are fearfully selling".
Tomorrow Calvin's Operasi Tong Sampah will be in operation.
2015-07-05 21:59
Calvin, you forget another success stories. Your BJcorp when you successfully con many newbie to invest in them @ 52c. You should be proud to claim the credit as well.
2015-07-05 22:00
Tikus?
Calvin is still holding Bj Corp. See last time I told people to buy Jerasia around 40 to 45 cents. Jerasia didn't perform for a long while.
Finally Jerasia comes alive! Price jumped 100%!
So don't be so myopic like tikus who cannot see far ahead like the eagles. For Calvin who sees far into the future - BJ Corp will leap frog to over Rm1.00 some day!
2015-07-05 23:09
Market will melt down when things spin out of control
For example : 1997
All you need to do is ask whether things are spinning out of control ?
If the answer is no, downside is limited
2015-07-06 06:21
Will our economy and banking system paralyses like 1997 if najib resigns ?
If the answer is no, then things are not spinning out if control
Then downside limited
2015-07-06 06:24
Good morning on a Very Fine Day in Spore!
I am amused by one wild cat shouting "wolf, wolf"
I am equally amazed that Icon kena confused by a stray cat!
Think Straight Lah!
1) IMDB is only owing RM42 billions while Our Reserves are more than Rm360 Billions. So only 10% to 15% loss won't put such a huge dent to confidence. This is not 1997!
2) IMDB Still got Assets worth Rm52 Billions (Most of the lands were unfairly sold at Huge Discounts to IMDB). These Prime lands in Bandar Malaysia & TRX are highly marketable. So solution is there - given time.
3) Bank Negara Dato Zeti already stated that the Fall out from IMDB saga is contained. It will not be a systematic risk to the Malaysian Financial System.
4) Both Fitch, Moody & SP have confirmed Malaysia's stable to positive position. There is no downgrade like Russia or Greece. So Funds will act accordingly.
5) Actually Dr M relentless exposure is good for Malaysia. It will keep everybody in check.
6) Since AWSJ has come out to attack PM Najib's credibility. Let Najib give his defense & rebuttal. This test in the crucible will determine his guilt or innocence. He is still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
7) PM Najib like all other PMs are dispensable. Malaysia with its unique position, resources & dynamic people will still thrive on.
8) So take this blip as an opportunity to Buy Value Shares with a Longer Term View.
We have lived through even greater crisis like 1) 1973 - Arab Oil Embargo. 2} 1985 to 1987 - Fall of Saigon in 1985. Recession caused by Tin & Rubber Collapse. 3) 1987 - Dr M challenged by Razaleigh & Musa Hitam. 4) 1991 (US invasion of Iraq). 5) 1997-8. Asian Financial Crisis
6) 2007/8. Lehman Brothers' Debacle which triggered the Great Recession.
This too will pass.
See My UMW
In 1973 it was less than 50 cents.
Through crisis after crisis UMW emerged a True Blue Chip!
So don't panic. Now is the time to pick up some nice Bargains with a long term view.
By Calvin Tan Research
Jurong West, Singapore.
2015-07-06 07:45
agree with all the points brought up by Calvin
(Apart from UMW which I believed is another bull and cock story)
2015-07-06 08:36
aiyor .. i am not a doctor ... i WAS a doctor ... i fully retired alredi .. how mani time i need to tell u.... now, work full time as a CAT ... enjoying life like a cat. U know cat or not ? Singapore AH Tan can describe CAT veli veli well if u ask him.
2015-07-06 08:38
today is the DOOMSDAY ! At the end of today and end of this week ... there will always a few donkeys and camels come in and blame these CRASH on leno. They blame 1997 crash on me, 2007 crash on me, greek default on me ... it is always me. HAHAHAHAHAHAH .... i have to admit ... YUP ! I HAVE TO ADMIT SINCERELY AND TRUTHFULLY ... IT IS ME that cause these crash and booms .. i know, they know and everi one know that ... I AM, indeed, VELI VELI POWERFUL. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !
2015-07-06 08:44
kikikikikikiki!!!!!sing con blow water again!!!!kikikikikiki!!!!
Posted by calvintaneng > Jul 6, 2015 07:45 AM | Report Abuse
Good morning on a Very Fine Day in Spore!
I am amused by one wild cat shouting "wolf, wolf"
I am equally amazed that Icon kena confused by a stray cat!
Think Straight Lah!
1) IMDB is only owing RM42 billions while Our Reserves are more than Rm360 Billions. So only 10% to 15% loss won't put such a huge dent to confidence. This is not 1997!
2) IMDB Still got Assets worth Rm52 Billions (Most of the lands were unfairly sold at Huge Discounts to IMDB). These Prime lands in Bandar Malaysia & TRX are highly marketable. So solution is there - given time.
3) Bank Negara Dato Zeti already stated that the Fall out from IMDB saga is contained. It will not be a systematic risk to the Malaysian Financial System.
4) Both Fitch, Moody & SP have confirmed Malaysia's stable to positive position. There is no downgrade like Russia or Greece. So Funds will act accordingly.
5) Actually Dr M relentless exposure is good for Malaysia. It will keep everybody in check.
6) Since AWSJ has come out to attack PM Najib's credibility. Let Najib give his defense & rebuttal. This test in the crucible will determine his guilt or innocence. He is still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
7) PM Najib like all other PMs are dispensable. Malaysia with its unique position, resources & dynamic people will still thrive on.
8) So take this blip as an opportunity to Buy Value Shares with a Longer Term View.
We have lived through even greater crisis like 1) 1973 - Arab Oil Embargo. 2} 1985 to 1987 - Fall of Saigon in 1985. Recession caused by Tin & Rubber Collapse. 3) 1987 - Dr M challenged by Razaleigh & Musa Hitam. 4) 1991 (US invasion of Iraq). 5) 1997-8. Asian Financial Crisis
6) 2007/8. Lehman Brothers' Debacle which triggered the Great Recession.
This too will pass.
See My UMW
In 1973 it was less than 50 cents.
Through crisis after crisis UMW emerged a True Blue Chip!
So don't panic. Now is the time to pick up some nice Bargains with a long term view.
By Calvin Tan Research
Jurong West, Singapore.
2015-07-06 08:45
kikikikikikikiki!!!!one more read but dont understand!!!!!kikikkikikiki!!!!
Posted by Icon8888 > Jul 6, 2015 08:36 AM | Report Abuse
agree with all the points brought up by Calvin
(Apart from UMW which I believed is another bull and cock story)
2015-07-06 08:50
if u got CA$$H like leno the most panlai ... the correct strategy is ..... DO NOTHING !! DUN BUY ! leno repeat DO NOT BUY anything !! Just sit back and ENJOY THE SHOW ! FREE SHOW ....
2015-07-06 09:03
leno ..... i don't know if you need some catnip or have had just too much catnip today .......
2015-07-06 09:35
one thing fascinate me is I spent few days to write Engtex and nobody read
Leno wrote some craps and is top 3 most read article
maybe I should spice up my article with some WTFs
2015-07-06 10:06
Engtex?
This was one of my 130 stocks last time I bought at 90 cents. It later doubled & split. Too expensive for me now after up 100%
Better buy other laggards
2015-07-06 10:09
because everi one here know leno is the most panlai ... even u yourself know leno is the most panlai. Loktor some more. BOHH CHOOOOOW CCCCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
2015-07-06 10:11
as expected by leno .... market drop a whopping 1.5% in first hour of trading ... by end of today, leno expect another 1.5% drop some more. But leno may be wrong. Market may instead crash 10% or more instead. BOH CHOOOOW CCCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
2015-07-06 10:28
put warrant ? if u buy share RM 1000 ... the maximum u can loss is RM 1000 ... if u put RM 1000 in put warrant, what is the maximum u can loss ?
2015-07-06 11:30
bloody funny.. LMAO.. ok la bro.. my portfolio down by 15%.. solely due to farking FGV which costs me 18% down.. it swallows all my gains from Poh Huat.. This year 2015 is not a good year for stock players
2015-07-06 15:05
tomolo is uncle and antie turn to run away ... then the day after tomolo ... BOH CHOOOOW CCCCCCCCCCCC ..... CHOWWW ALSO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC !!!
2015-07-06 17:23
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Another one I hope to buy cheap tmomlow is Perak Corp. I once bought it for ONLY 60 CENTS. HOPE LENO WILL PANIC THROW TO 60 CENTS.
WAHAHA!
2015-07-05 18:47