Live .. Life ... Balancing ... and wat the fak.
Hahahahaha ....
To live well balance life like the famous wat the fak, we must learn to balance-balance.
The principle of FIRST thing FIRST is WTF MOTTO ... most of time at least.
Problem is people cannot decide or WRONGLY decide wat is the first thing. Some know wat is the first thing but believe alreadi got stuck in the vicious cycle. Oh well ... If u believe u can do something about it ... u are right. If u believe u CANNOT do something about it ... u are right too. Got wat i meant ?
To make complex things easy to understand, we must first need to simplify things. But to simplify complex thing is a complex thing itself. HAHAHAHAH ... but dun worri ... there is where Wat the Fak come in. Lucki u !
In life ... just remember 4 things. But ... but ... of course lar .. in life there are hundreds or millions of things ... but like i said ... to make life easier ... let's WTF simplify it to FOUR things lar. Now shadap and listen. The below is the FOUR things i list out for u.
1. Wealth
2. Health
3. Family
4. Personal Legacy
We must focus and balance the four ... they are like the legs of A Table. If one leg is short ... your table will goyang-goyang. If 2 legs are broken ... hmm ... the table will go terbalik lor. Of course, sometime the table can still stand with one leg or no legs ... but somebodi need to help holding the tables lor. For example, u no money because lose all in share market, then maybe your parents or wife will need to help hold the table lor. If u health in trouble, the doctor or old nurse might help to hold the other side lor. HAHAHAHAH ...
Ops ... let's come back to the Four.
Wealth is important. We must work, safe, and learn to invest WISELY. Because if no money, then cannot eat healthy food mar ... if no healthy food, how to work leh ? If cannot work ... then got no money pulak. Got understand ? So, those who claim happiness is more important then wealth ... i belive mostly they live in ..... Mental hospital. Always laugh and happi happi .... So, if u wan to be happi without wealth ... u can try check in one of this place. But last i heard checking in also need money money ... otherwise they will kick u out too.
Health is important. This one everi one know. Everi one believe. If i ask is true or not... everi one will raise their hands. But if i ask how many have do something about it like exercise .... err .... eLLLLLoooooo ..... ELLLLLoooooo .... anybodi home ?
Come to number 3 ... and let's start with famili. If u wealthy, if u healthy ... but your kids like cilakak ... how leh ? Your son everi day fighting at school, hisap candu or jadi bohsia ... how leh ?
Nowadays .... parents derailed in their parenting. Kindergarten alredi need to send for tuition ! WAT FAK WRONG WITH U ALL LAR !! Go tuition learn A is for apple. Come back u tell them A is also for aeroplane, and the kid get angry and said ... NO ! TEACHER SAID A is FOR APPLE onli ! Secondary school students now go tuition for SEJARAH !! WAT FAK u need tuition for SEJARAH !!? Cipet lu olang lar.
U ask wat solution ? For those new parent who wan to avoid all these stupeed cycle .... veri simple niah. U read to kids when they are small. U guide them during kindergarten time. ANd the kid will become half independent by primary school, which make it easy to guide them during primary time. And by secondary school, they will be full independent. No need tuition every damn fakking useless subject. If u start guiding them when they are small ... these will create a solid bond between parent and kid. And when reach puberty, all their useless friends will have less influence on them. And these will safe u all from more headache lor.
Number 3 also include friends and society. Choose your friends carefully. And be a responsible to your society as well. Donate to nearby school, participate the community servise if possible and if see crimes, must report police fast-fast. This is common sense ... but u all will agree ... some place, the people alredi loss social responsibilty. Neighbour house got break in in front on them also, pretend no see.
Number 4 ... personally. Hmmm .... Actually if u can balance the first 3 ... your table is quite stable liaw. This one .. is personal achievement. U sucess balance the first 3 is a personal achievement by itself. ALways try to do something useful ... and u will be happi and proud. Your famili will be happi, your friends and society will be happi. Run a marathon, or climb Mt. kinabalu as personal challenge ... but of course without neglecting the first 3 hor. NO point climb kniabalu if got no money to feed famili hor. Of run marathon if u have poor health hor. All those collapse during first 5 minit of marathon is those neglect the first 3 .... and try to show off running marathon without ever run before.
Okie dockie ... goin to register for my FIRST FULL MARATHON for 2016 ! My aim is to become the CHAMPION is my category ! WISH ME all the FUCK ! HAHAHAHAH ... Amen AMitabha.
That was very good Leno.
With four legs...you are sure winner of Marathon...;)
2015-11-01 13:33
Thanks for the super meaningful n entertaining reminder of 4 key areas in life..
WTF the i3 admin until now still dunwan reward the WTF i3 featured blog to WTF Leno....... I hope you work hard to succeed in your marathons.......
Yea yea yea....
2015-11-01 14:23
hhahah ... remind me of one fellow who indon maid always do the kids homework since kinderganten until secondary school ... unfortunately the kid got flunk out for fighting before entering form two. Otherwise the maid might go all the way to graduate from university.
2015-11-01 14:35
number 3 is famili, friends, and society .... if u live aone in a cave, u still can do something useful for the bats and cockcroachs ... the bats and cockroach might help u during u in trouble.
2015-11-01 15:59
Thanks for the wonderful post, just wana ask those orang asli that live in jungle also can live without much money don think they live in the mental hospital lol
2015-11-03 08:38
lonewolf
leno, thanks for sharing your sense of WTF insights. give u a like!
2015-11-01 13:23