WAT THE FAK !

WTF Portfolio Performance 2015

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Publish date: Sun, 03 Jan 2016, 12:48 PM
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I DO WAT I LIKE, I POST WAT I LIKE
IF U DUN LIKE, CAN GO FLY KITE OUTSIDE

Below is my portfolio return ... as accurate as possible.

No Tipu-Tipu and No Malu-Malu one.

 

2003    25.8 %

2004    12.3 %

2005    12.4 %

2006    21.4 %

2007    28.1 %

2008   -19.9 % 

2009    55.2 %

2010    39.2 %

2011   -11.5 %

2012    14.3 %

2013    93.8 %

2014    33.3 %

2015  3.3 %

 

It is based on my real portfolio in real life, not based on main-main portfolio one hor. Yesterday got one flunk manager (who dunno wat is BA) came and boast about his 50% return in his main-main portfolio. I said why dun u bring your result to Public Bank and ask them to make u their manager director in their investment unit. 50% worr ... FUYOH ! SO POWERFUL ! Same day also, my neighbour 10 years old kids shout he has become multi-millionaire by playing monopoly game with a couple of his frens too. HAHAHAHAHAHAH ! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ! Come on lar ... u tua-tua lagi act like 10 years old kid meh ? 

Dun get me wrong hor. I not say cannot play-play investment game. U can learn something by play play also mar. Some more it is FUN mar ... just dun lar write in your result in your resume when applying for jobs hor ... or try to boast your 50% result to Warrant Buffet mar. In case u still dunno ... i am Warrant Buffet. HAHAHAHAHAHAH .... HAHAHAHAHAHAH .... adoi ! adoi ! No lar ... just kidding niah.

If i not mistaken ... KLSE 2015 return was Minus 3.9% So, my portfolio out-performed KLSE by 7.2% ... okay-lar .... cukup makan lar for 2015. I am happi. I am veli HAPPI with MY result. But somehow got some people not happi with MY result. WHy fak they not happi with my result is beyond my understanding. They must be performing worst than me kut ? Or even worst then the KLSE -3.9% also kut ? If they out-performed me ... sure they will be happi mar ... no reason to be angri-angri mar .... ala betoi ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Even if u perform worst than me ... why fak u wan to be angri with me ? Pelik sungguh ? I got nothin to do with your fund leh ? Sulah GILA kah ? 

Okay ... okay .... let's come to serious business. 

I start 2016 with 

29 % CASH

71 % VERY SECRET VALUABLE STOCKS.

Dun ask me what are the secret stocks hor ... cannot tell one. Last time i used to tell, and cause a lot of people become angri. Angri for wat i also dunno. This time, i decided not to tell .... yet, hopefully no one will get angri anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHAH .... shhhhhhhhhhhh .... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...

Wish everi one ALL THE BEST .... sincerely !

 

 

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爱丽丝 梦幻世界

Leno, i joke only. Very respect your post & i like to read! Good one!

2016-01-03 17:53

JT Yeo

So a dollar given to Leno in 2003 will turn into $11.5 after 12 years. CAGR of 22.57%. You are Walter Schloss caliber already. Hopefully I get to learn from you.

2012 - 21.22%
2013 - 43.12%
2014 - (15.76%)
2015 - 32.32%

2016-01-03 18:47

爱丽丝 梦幻世界

Wow!22.57%!

2016-01-03 18:59

fayeTan

based on your 2015 3.3% return, many investors are better off buy those stable REITs in Bursa and safely get net return exceeding 5.0%....

2016-01-03 19:09

leno

Post removed.Why?

2016-01-03 19:33

paperplane2016

Yakah, keep on boh chow cxcxpcccccc, macam ITU ttb icap shaking leg, sure return sucks mah.

2016-01-03 20:26

CCCL

Mr.Paperplane can you show us your annual portfolio return ( 5 years or more ) like those given by Leno so that we can learn from you.

2016-01-03 21:28

koonbee9

Cannot blame paperplane, he just a fixed income fund manager...sorry..should be FUN Manager...he dont hv any sense in equity..if u wan a good FD rate or money market, i am sure he will gv a good pricing

2016-01-03 21:37

leno

HAHAHAHAHAH ... u are so cruel koonbee9 ... have some pity with him lar ... fixed income fund where got FUN ... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH ... tat's why have to come and read ALL my most panlai articles mar ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH !

2016-01-03 22:17

koonbee9

Paperplane, can you give me some advise on PBB FD? I am thinking to withdraw my FD from HLB to PBB...what is the best FD rate I can get in PBB?

2016-01-03 22:21

koonbee9

Paperplane, I know that u dunno what is BA but i believe you should know what is FD right?

2016-01-03 22:25

leno

hahahahah ... if PBB fd rate is better ... than HLB will park all their bank money in PBB fd too mar ... HAHAHAHAHAHAH ... all the same lar ! ... just choose which give the best service. My choice is still Public Bank ... their servise is SUPER FAST, SUPER EFFICIENT !

2016-01-03 22:25

koonbee9

To my surprise, I 1st time know that a fund manager dunno what is a BA...really a joke la...maybe the fund manager licience bought from mudah.com

2016-01-03 22:27

paperplane2016

Koonbee is not panlai Lah, don't blame him

2016-01-03 22:28

Icon8888

wah koon bee, you are totally in line with my thinking

I think you have fully absorbed the essence of the article "Paperplane, The Newbie That Steps On Everybody's Toes"

I hereby award you CPA, "Certified Plane Annihilator"

Posted by koonbee9 > Jan 3, 2016 09:37 PM | Report Abuse

Cannot blame paperplane, he just a fixed income fund manager...sorry..should be FUN Manager...he dont hv any sense in equity..if u wan a good FD rate or money market, i am sure he will gv a good pricing

2016-01-03 22:29

soros228

I'll act what is the opposite of what paperplane said.
If he said project delay, means project sales are good.
We just act the opposite what he said. Hahahah.

2016-01-03 22:31

leno

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... bertaubat lah ... we are here to make money ... not enemies. The moral of the story is .... next time must google up wat is BA before hentam orang okay ....

2016-01-03 22:35

paperplane2016

Haha, sorts. You have freedom to do whatever u like, no one care I assume?

2016-01-03 22:35

koonbee9

Yup...I am just a China apek selling Char Kueh Tiow tepi longkang...I am not a Fixed income FUN Manager cum property broker in Raub

2016-01-03 22:36

Icon8888

who is sorts ?

oh my god this Fart Manager can't even spell properly...

2016-01-03 22:36

soros228

Koonbee9 u are from Raub, then u must be Gold Mine tycoon.
It's my honour to know u.

2016-01-03 22:37

soros228

Hahahah Icon, tonight your word is a bit harsh lo.

2016-01-03 22:37

leno

HAHAHAHAHAH ... adoi ...adoi ...!

2016-01-03 22:38

paperplane2016

Of course he passed of, almost all top 30 outperform him in 2015. It proof him nobody from uncle tepi long king char lush TiVo?

2016-01-03 22:40

Icon8888

whahahaha very song....

koon bee, Leno, soros, Icon all ganged up to hentam this stoopeed Fart Manager

I think he can't take that any more... nose bleeding, eyes swollen, hand broken, hair torn off... lying on the floor begging for mercy...

2016-01-03 22:40

paperplane2016

Zooey Lah, most of typo is be ause iPad got auto correct.

2016-01-03 22:41

koonbee9

Icon...ya...a fun manager cant spell correctly very dangerous...he want to buy comcorp but he bought comfort end up his client only earn 50% (benchmark his own performance - this is what he claim but we dunno how true because we dont have any source to verify) instead of 110%.

2016-01-03 22:41

paperplane2016

Not my problem, iPad auto correct them.....

2016-01-03 22:42

paperplane2016

Soya, put it simple, Lansi me next time when you win me in competition correct?

2016-01-03 22:43

soros228

Ya la.
He is from KL. I'm not from KL.
South Bangsar is the most happening in KL in futures.
Novum EUPE is free hold land.
I already do some homework la.
Only UOA got one block is free hold. The rest are least hold.
The more u bark ; the quicker u look like Moroon.

2016-01-03 22:43

koonbee9

I think anyone from i3 wanna invest property in Raub maybe can ask paperplane...but to invest in share, better avoid

2016-01-03 22:44

paperplane2016

Mine 50% in 2015, so far icon is the only one who can Lansi me. 2016 we see how? If I win him I will Lansi him whole yr.haha

2016-01-03 22:44

paperplane2016

South bangsar?.hahahaha. Tht place is not even bangsar, they twisted it jade bangsar so they can price higher.hahahahahaha

2016-01-03 22:45

paperplane2016

Bangsat maybe?..

2016-01-03 22:46

soros228

Be the man, don't use people punya counters la.
I'm a fisher man. No choice I read Icon 8888.
U are fund massage ; u find your own counter la.

2016-01-03 22:47

koonbee9

Haha...paperplane, no nees to repeat and keep repeat your 50%...shame la if I play game with 50% yet I am a 3 billion Fund Manager with few people under me (not sure the few people in your team including the tea lady, sapu lantai aunty and the guard or not)

2016-01-03 22:47

soros228

Property u illiterate la.
From the way u speak I already know.
Don't waste my time to teach u.

2016-01-03 22:48

koonbee9

A 3 Billion Fund Manager with 50% return and best thing is he have plenty of time to spend in i3...hahaha...i think this fund manager have no idea where to put the 3 billion and try to find tips from all sifu here to allocate his 3b

2016-01-03 22:49

koonbee9

I am only a selling Char Kueh Tiow china apek who is earning RM30 a day only..your rm3 b really really a lots of money to me

2016-01-03 22:52

soros228

Koonbee9, fund manager won't come here la.
Now they Chioging in Bangsar already.
Or breakfast in hongkong tomorrow morning.
Where got time to con us.

2016-01-03 22:52

paperplane2016

Why must I have ppl under me?.kaka

2016-01-03 22:52

koonbee9

Soros, when i playing monopoly games, I also have few hunded million to spend...this paperplane words you trust 1% also consider too much

2016-01-03 22:54

koonbee9

A real fund manager will not come here sing song and play ping pong everyday la

2016-01-03 22:57

soros228

Well Said Koonbee9. Hahahah.

2016-01-03 22:58

koonbee9

Why paperplane so quiet? Try to dig another hole to fight with me kah? I can be nasty than optimus if u know who is optimus.

2016-01-03 23:01

koonbee9

Paperplane busy google what is BA??

2016-01-03 23:22

leno

hahahahah ... fund manager my ass ... HAHAHAHAHAH

2016-01-03 23:24

koonbee9

Dont blame paperplane if he dunno what is BA because a property agent hardly use BA...BA is for a bizman with import and export biz...i believe after paperplane google for another 10 days still will not understand what is BA because he is so lousy...paperplane faster go to dig a hole to hide

2016-01-03 23:29

paperplane2016

Hehe, pls explain BA.

2016-01-06 01:26

xiaoji

lu cakap cash is king for 2015, bor chowww cccc ahhhh, how come still hold so many shares.... if we perchaya u last year , then fak lah not even 3.3% return.

2016-03-05 03:40

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