During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
Created by Tan KW | Dec 23, 2024
hope you and me are part of the real robbers in this ocean of share market . ............. hahaha hehehe hohoho
2013-06-08 15:17
Hi Ram, good to hear you are adding on, me too, hope Jaks will continue moving north and brings lots of profit to those who have faith in him, good luck to us.
2013-06-08 21:12
If the robbers are caught, the police will not believe that they only took $20 million. So the biggest winner here is the bank manager, the one who knows when to seize the opportunity!
2013-06-09 01:17
This goes to show us that educated person can do more harm than ordinary people if they misused their skills & knowledge for unlawful gains.
2013-06-09 06:21
Correct sir. Why do you think all these Chinese IPO's are happening? Why rob a bank when you can IPO on Bursa. Hahahahaha
2013-06-09 06:26
Yes, exactly. When I see Ananconda K, IPOing Astro, AK is printing money & Msian are willing to buy very high PE Astro. Very sad.
2013-06-09 10:35
Sheridan Sulik Suleiman
this is a good way to educate...putting humor into the perspetive, this is called.. "genius"!...ahhahahahaha
2013-06-08 14:52