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Dr M buys island and declares its independence - focusweek

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Publish date: Mon, 08 Jun 2015, 12:10 PM
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By Hazlan Zakaria
 
 

The island nation would be re-named Ikutsuka, after the ancient kingdom of Langkasuka. Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, former premier and future president of Ikutsuka?
 
In a shocking but not altogether unexpected move, former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has declared Langkawi an independent state, determined to see it gain developed nation status and achieving Vision 2020, after losing all hope in Malaysia ever doing either.

He explained that he had to take this drastic step to ensure that at least some part of Malaysia would be able to actualise the glorious vision he had earlier spelled out for the nation.

“With Malaysia under Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak going to the dogs, I see that this is the only way for me to see my Vision 2020 realised, by making my own country and pump-priming it to developed nation status,” he said.

The self-declared leader explained that he bought the entire Island and its surrounding waters from the Kedah government for an undisclosed but undeniably hefty sum.

“Ya I already kau tim with my son and Kedah Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahathir. He agreed and I have the deed with me,” said Mahathir.

When asked what would be the basis for the economy of the new nation of Langkawi, Mahathir said that the island nation would capitalise on its proximity to the human trafficking routes to set up human trafficking theme parks and education camps, copying the idea of a brilliant Malaysian minister.

For the full story, read it on page 21 in the latest issue of Focusweek.

 

http://www.focusweek.my/Article.aspx?ArticleId=15485

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screwdriver

sattire news, definitely made my day.

2015-06-08 13:02

Ny036

What will the scenario look like in next 30 year. Penang, langkawi, Sabah n Sarawak independence. Johor cooperate with Singapore for win win situation?

2015-06-08 13:05

king36

RAHMAN prophecy appears to come to fruition. Sabah and Sarawak will be discarded and thrown out? What a change of event!

2015-06-08 14:00

pushparaj

JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

2015-06-08 17:46

erwinsftan

hahahaha....if you can believe this, then you'll believe anything....

2015-06-08 17:51

XXXvalue

hazlan, ru najib henchman? You may not like Dr Mahathir (neither do I), but making fun of someone especially a public figure respected by many, is certainly not good bro! You throw a black or white ball onto the wall it will come back to you. May hit you directly or someone close to you...think bro before you write something bad (throw black ball) on someone. It will always haunt you!

2015-06-08 17:56

gungho92

for a second i actually believed it ! oh damn !

2015-06-08 18:18

ykloh

going by the RAHMAN prophecy, najib is the last pm !

2015-06-09 00:54

dragonking

N end with conman....

2015-06-09 07:52

wolf1

shit can eat if this can be trust. I have more faith Pg to be independence than this Dr.M

2015-06-09 10:34

Poji Zol

Woi...try to make money here.. dont talk cock!

2015-06-09 10:44

shidayea

wohooa.. whats the JOKE.. never imagine at all..

2015-06-09 10:50

stncws

FAKE NEWS

2015-06-09 11:02

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