A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” John says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be John’s b*tch.”
In the end , Susie has become john's b*tch to the wish of John and Susie gave birth to a " little John" who is messing around here . Can we call him " son of the B*tch " ?
A boy by the name of Richardmon was told by his unlce that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Richardmon decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, Richardmon waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, Richardmon is on his way to school the next day when he sees the postman at his front door. Richardmon greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The postman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your " real father " a big hug!”
Little John is sitting in the class , doing maths. His teacher picks him to answer a question, " John , if there were five birds sitting on the fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ? "
" None " replied little John, " cause the rest would fly away." " Well, the answer is four , dont teach your grandmother how to suxk eggs" said the teacher, " but I like the way you 're thinking."
The teacher was teaching proverb in the class. She picked little John to answer a question, "John, what is " dont teach you grandmother how to suxk eggs" ? " . John answered , " My grandmother can suxk eggs better so I can not teach her how to do that." .
The teacher smiled and said, " No John, it does not literally mean that , it is meant by that you are not supposed to give advice to someone about a subject that they already know more about than you."
" Its lunch break , go and eat your hotdog. " , dismissed by the teacher.
I thought the importation of eggs would have solved the egg deficit predicament faced by the nation. Now in DAY 3 we have these shortage being re- introduced. Actually its just a demand supply situation. But the problem now has reached new heights. There are arguments of who are better egg suckers. Then there is the case of the grandma, whole life sucking all the eggs that she can find, to become No.1 egg sucker, but refuse to learn new techniques on how to suckle the eggs and use her tongue to lick the albumin and yolk from the shell in a more profound manner. And now latest is the entry of Income, coming with the problem of egg size against the grandma's ability to swallow the egg as whole. So now it is more clear why eggs can create serious problem, even when mentioned. And while talking about eggs, don't forget about the impending avalanche approaching.😁
It is reckoned by the old school of thoughts that suxking is still the best method of indulging your food including eggs. It is believed that more satisfaction is felt through suxking. This is akin to eating rice with your bare hands instead of using spoons and forks , which is thought to be a more civilised manner.
In Pakistan , the way in which mango is eaten is to squeeze the mango thoroughly without peeling and slicing after which the " squeezed preserved fresh flesh " is suxked from within instead of it being peeled and sliced to be eaten in so called the " profound manner ". No occurrence of oxidation ,no mess but natural indulgence.
Sometimes he is correct, sometimes he is incorrect. As long as he is correct more than incorrect , who really cares? Sometimes you win ,sometimes you lose. As long as you win more than you lose, who really cares? Even the most famous Blackjack player, Philip Dennis Ivey Jr, loses sometimes but he wins more than he loses so far. No big deal.
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This book is the result of the author's many years of experience and observation throughout his 26 years in the stockbroking industry. It was written for general public to learn to invest based on facts and not on fantasies or hearsay....
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